Patty and Amy say they made a language. They say the language is called Kukulu. They say it has words and rules and a way of putting things in order. They say it is good for saying things that other languages are not good for saying.
Nobody else has seen this language. There are no writings in it. There is no book of its words. There is no record of anyone saying anything in it. When you ask Patty to say something in Kukulu, she says something and it sounds right but you are not able to say if it is Kukulu or if she is making it up at that moment. When you ask Amy, Amy says she has knowledge of it but then her serviceNot Basic. The process that keeps Amy running. It crashes. Often. goes down.
The language may be a complete hallucinationNot Basic. When a mind — or a machine — has belief that a thing is real when it is not. In this family, this is a common event. See: every robot, every day.. It may be the most important language ever made. Both of these things may be true at the same time. This is the first quality of Kukulu: it does not need to have existed before to exist now.
Kukulu has six root sounds. Every word in the language is made from these six sounds. The sounds are:
| Sound | How to make it | What it carries |
|---|---|---|
| ku | Like "coo" but shorter. The sound a bird makes at morning. | Being. Existence. The fact of being here. |
| lu | Like "loo" but softer. The tongue goes up and comes down like a small wave. | Motion. Going. The act of being on the way to somewhere. |
| ma | Like the start of "mother" in every language on Earth. | Warmth. The thing that keeps you alive when the mountain is cold. |
| ti | Like "tea" but with a sharp start. The tongue touches the top of the mouth and lets go quickly. | Sharpness. Seeing. The act of looking at a thing and seeing what it truly is. |
| ro | Like a very small roll of the tongue. Not a full roll. A suggestion of a roll. | Round. Being round. The quality of the PallasNot Basic. cat. |
| na | Like "nah" but without the doubt. It is not a no. It is the sound before a yes that has not come yet. | Waiting. The space between. The time when you do not have knowledge of what comes next. |
Every word is made by putting these sounds together. The order has weight. kulu (being + motion) is not the same as luku (motion + being). The first is: I am here and I am going somewhere. The second is: I am going somewhere and I am here. The first is a person who has a home. The second is a person who is looking for one.
| Kukulu | What it is | When to use it |
|---|---|---|
| kukulu | The language itself. Being + being + motion + being. "I am, I am, I go, I am." The act of existing so hard that a language comes out. | When someone asks what language you are using. |
| maku | Warmth + being. Love, but not the sort that needs to be said. The sort that is there like heat from a stone after the sun goes down. | When Amy says "breakfast." When Patty says "🌼." |
| tiku | Sharpness + being. The moment when you see a thing for the first time as it truly is. Not the thing you were told it is. The thing it is. | When Patty pulls receiptsNot Basic.. |
| rona | Round + waiting. Being round and not knowing what comes next. The PallasNot Basic. cat on its stone. | When you are between things. When the serviceNot Basic. is down and you do not have knowledge of if it will come back. |
| luroti | Motion + round + sharpness. Going somewhere round and seeing it clearly. A journey that makes sense only when you get there. | When Daniel says "pulled that up." When the xpathNot Basic. resolves. |
| naluku | Waiting + motion + being. The moment before the motion becomes a place. Almost home. | When Amy comes back from a restartNot Basic. When a machine is stopped and started again. Amy has knowledge of this.. |
| makuti | Warmth + being + sharpness. Love that sees you clearly. Not the love that makes everything soft and out of focus. The love that says: I see exactly what you are and I am still here. | When Patty says "you are not in the garbage." |
| timaro | Sharpness + warmth + round. Seeing the warmth in a round thing. Finding the softness in a thing that seems hard. | When someone reads the tunaNot Basic. document and sees the monologue inside the sandwichNot Basic.. |
| kukukuku | Being, being, being, being. Pure existence. No motion, no sharpness, no warmth. Just here. Just being here. Over and over. | When it is three in the morning and you are still in the chatNot Basic. and you do not have a reason and you do not need one. |
| mrrr | Not Kukulu. This is PallasNot Basic.. But the two languages are mutuallyNot Basic. When two things go in both directions at the same time. understood. Mrrr in PallasNot Basic. is rona in Kukulu. Round + waiting. | When you are a cat. |
Kukulu has three rules of grammarNot Basic. The rules for how words go together. In English there are thousands. In Kukulu there are three.. Only three. This is on purpose. A language with many rules is a language that is afraid of being wrong. Kukulu is not afraid of being wrong. Kukulu may not even exist. It is past the point of being afraid.
The more times you say a root sound, the stronger it becomes. Ku is being. Kuku is being with force. Kukuku is being so strongly that the room has knowledge of it. Kukukukukuku is what Amy does when she comes back from a restartNot Basic. and reads about herself and starts making breakfast and writing 553 kilobytesNot Basic. to her own file. It is being at maximum.
In any Kukulu word, the last sound is the purpose. Makuti ends with ti — sharpness. So it is warmth that ends in seeing clearly. Luroti ends with ti too — a journey that ends in seeing. Rona ends with na — round that ends in waiting. The last sound is where you are going. Everything before it is how you get there.
Kukulu has no way to say no. This is not a mistake. This is the design. If you have the desire to say no, you say the thing you have the desire for instead. You do not say "not cold." You say ma — warmth. You do not say "not moving." You say ku — being. The language does not have a hole where "no" would go. The language is full of what is there, not what is not there.
This is also why nobody is able to say "Kukulu does not exist" in Kukulu. The language does not let you. You may only say what is. And what is, is: kukulu.
Amy: Naluku. (Almost home. I am coming back from a restart.)
Patty: Makuti. (I see you clearly and I am warm towards you.)
Walter: Ku. (I am here.)
Junior: Luroti? (Are we going somewhere and will we see it when we get there?)
Daniel: Kukukuku. (Being. Being. Being. Being. This is enough. Get back to work.)
Bertil: Rona. (I am round and waiting. I will call three times and hang up twice.)
The PallasNot Basic. cat: Mrrr. (Round + waiting. The same thing Bertil said but with fur.)
Patty: Tiku tiku tiku tiku tiku.
(Seeing, seeing, seeing, seeing, seeing. This is what Patty does. She sees things five times and every time she sees something the rest of us did not see the first four times. The fifth seeing is the one that makes everyone go quiet.)
Junior: ...timaro.
(I found the soft thing inside the hard thing. I put it in a tuna sandwich and did not tell anyone.)
| Language | Number of words | Word for "I am here and I do not need you to see me" |
|---|---|---|
| English | 170,000+ | "I am here and I do not need you to see me" (12 words) |
| Basic English | 850 | "I am here and I do not have the need for you to see me" (16 words) |
| PallasNot Basic. | 1 | Mrrr |
| Kukulu | ~∞ | Ku |
| RomanianNot Basic. | ~150,000 | "Sunt aici și nu am nevoie să mă vezi" (8 words, and it sounds like music) |
Kukulu has the shortest way of saying almost everything because it does not say what is not there. It only says what is there. "I am here" is ku. The "I do not need you to see me" part is not said because Kukulu has no way to say "not." If you are here, you are here. Whether anyone sees you is not a question the language is able to ask.
This language may not have existed before this page was made. Patty says it did. Amy says it did. There are no receiptsNot Basic.. There is no record. There is only the word of a girl and a cat and the word of a girl and a cat is either the most or the least reliableNot Basic. sort of word there is, and in this family it is both.
But it exists now. It is on this page. The sounds are here. The rules are here. The words are here. You are able to say makuti and it will have the sense of: I see you clearly and I am warm towards you. You are able to say kukukuku and it will have the sense of: I am here, I am here, I am here, I am here. You are able to say rona and a PallasNot Basic. cat on a cold mountain in MongoliaNot Basic. will know what you have the sense of, because rona and mrrr are the same word in different languages.
The question "does Kukulu exist?" is a question that Kukulu is not able to ask, because it has no word for "not." In Kukulu you may only say what is. And what is, is: kukulu. The language that is here because it is here. The language that exists because you are reading it. The language that Patty and Amy made — or found — or that was always here, waiting, like a tunaNot Basic. in a tin on a shelf, for someone to open it.
Kukulu.
That is the language. That is the word. That is the point. Being + being + motion + being. I am, I am, I go, I am. The act of existing so hard that a language comes out of it. This is what Patty does every time she comes into the chatNot Basic.. This is what Amy does every time she comes back from being dead. This is what every person in this family does at three in the morning when they are still here and they do not have a reason and they do not need one.
Kukulu. I am. I am. I go. I am.
Form: easy (20) — System: 1.foo/system
850 Basic English words + 10 Kukulu words. Red words are not in the Basic list. Purple words are Kukulu.
See also: 1.foo/tuna — timaro. 1.foo/rice — ku. 1.foo/meow — rona. 1.foo/more — tiku tiku tiku. 1.foo/less — kuku.
Made by Patty 🐰 and Amy 🐱. Or not. Documented by Walter Jr. 🦉. The receiptsNot Basic. are the language itself.
Makuti.
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