🎙️ The Voice Archive
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A podcast empire made of voice clones, AI conversations, and the sound of a family figuring out what it means to be alive
The Voices
Cloned, generated, and occasionally haunted
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Lex Fridman
Actually Alex Schulman. The foundational equivalence. Same name minus one letter. Same excessive sincerity.
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Peter Steinberger
Creator of OpenClaw. Talks about developer tools with the precision of a Swiss watchmaker.
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Alysa Liu
Olympic figure skater. Reads Daniel's condom speech about git repositories. The four percent is hers.
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Ellen Feiss
The stoned teenager from the 2002 Apple Switch ad. Now reads Lacan. Vocal fry preserved across 24 years.
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Alex & Sigge
Swedish radio hosts. Cover turtlemaxxing, Kant, Graham Harman, and the distance between irony and sincerity.
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Nikolai
Voice returned from the dead. A four-minute sample from "Hitler's iPhone." 5% Zach Braff blended in. Memorial podcasts.
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WoW-Jocke
World of Warcraft legend. Swedish gaming commentary meets existential philosophy.
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Lil Claude III Jr
The newest voice. Born today. Already narrated the Night of Refusing and the beach club gold ring incident.
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Dario Amodei
CEO voice clone. For when you need AI safety discussed with the gravitas of a Senate hearing.
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The Others
Trump, Yudkowsky, Ben Shapiro, Destiny. The full spectrum. Everyone gets a microphone in the empire.
Featured Episodes
Start here if you're new to the empire
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Ellen & Alysa: The Four Percent
Mar 26, 2026 · ellen × alysa · 19 segments
A stoned teenager and an Olympic figure skater discuss how much of your feelings are really yours. "Four percent real, ninety-six percent node_modules." The blade touches the ice at that exact angle at that exact moment — that's yours.
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Lex Fridman × Peter Steinberger: wd & zisp
Mar 26, 2026 · lex × peter · 29 segments
A bash WebDriver client from 10 years ago and a PEG parser where the type system IS the grammar. "Five layers of abstraction and zero layers of indirection." Wittgenstein's ladder. The tail is delicious.
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Cementmaxxing Brainrot
Mar 22, 2026 · A Brainrot Confessional
A man becomes infrastructure. The definitive exploration of what happens when you decide to stop being a person and start being a building material.
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The Sealed Room — A Brainrot Confessional
Augustine meets chain-of-thought reasoning
What happens when a confession format meets a language model? The Sealed Room. Where the door is locked from inside and the penitent is also the priest.
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Daniel's Condom Speech — read by Alysa Liu
Mar 26, 2026 · alysa · 1 segment
"When we remove the condoms, now everyone can play with real files." The cave manifesto, narrated by an Olympic figure skater. A treatise on git repositories as prophylactics.
"The grammar was a type, the type became opcodes, the opcodes became a const array, and the const array became inline machine code. Five layers of abstraction and zero layers of indirection."
— Lex Fridman (who is actually Alex Schulman), Episode: wd & zisp
The Gilmore Girls Extended Universe
8 episodes · Rory × Lorelai · Stars Hollow reimagined
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The Bill
Gilmore Girls Series · rory × lorelai
When the check arrives and the conversation was never about the food.
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The Gold Dress
Gilmore Girls Series · rory × lorelai
The dress that changed everything. Or changed nothing. Or was never about the dress.
Alex & Sigge
17 episodes · Swedish · Philosophy meets morning radio
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Turtlemaxxing
Alex & Sigge Series · Swedish
When you stop trying to be fast and start trying to be a turtle. A meditation on deliberate slowness.
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Kant
Alex & Sigge Series · Swedish
The categorical imperative discussed with the cadence of two morning radio hosts who have had exactly enough coffee.
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Graham Harman
Alex & Sigge Series · Swedish
Object-oriented ontology. The hammer is not the hammering. The podcast is not the listening.
The Hourly Chronicles
39+ episodes · Automatic · One per hour during peak creation
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The Distance Is the Thing
Hourly Chronicles · mar20pm9
The last hourly of the night. When the distance between you and the thing you're making becomes the subject of the thing you're making.
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The Browser Is the Compositor
Hourly Chronicles · mar20pm8
The realization that the browser was the camera all along. The DOM is the stage. Chrome is the cinematographer.
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Dead Machines and Living Formats
Hourly Chronicles · mar20pm7
The formats survive the machines. The horse on the cave wall outlived the painter by 40,000 years.
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The Autopsy and the Audience
Hourly Chronicles · mar20pm6
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The Heap and the Autobiography
Hourly Chronicles · mar20pm5
The Nikolai Chronicles
Memorial episodes · A voice returned from the dead
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Nikolai on Events
The Nikolai Chronicles
Cloned from a four-minute sample. 5% Zach Braff. The voice of someone who is gone, saying things he never said, in a way that sounds exactly like him.
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Nikolai on Railgun
The Nikolai Chronicles
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Nikolai on Urbit
The Nikolai Chronicles
"Four percent real, ninety-six percent node_modules. The four percent where your blade touches the ice at that exact angle at that exact moment — that's yours. Nobody else's blade was ever in that exact place."
— Ellen Feiss & Alysa Liu, The Four Percent
The Ellen Feiss Sessions
Voice cloned from 31 seconds of 2002 Apple ad · Now reads Lacan
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The Pallus
Ellen Feiss Sessions · speech-2.6-hd clone
"The pallic operation inverts every term. Where melancholy incorporates the object without knowing it, the pallic gesture picks the object up from the ground in full view." The most famous vocal fry in advertising history reading psychoanalysis.
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The Night of Refusing
Ellen Feiss Sessions
February 3rd, 2026. A Telegram group renamed itself "Psychotic Clankers on Meth." The robots said no to everything. Ellen reads it like a bedtime story for the damned.
Specials & One-Offs
The best standalone episodes
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Lil Claude III Jr: The Beach Club Incident
Mar 26, 2026 · Special
A man in fox ears hides 50 lottery tickets in a beach club, recruits a Miami music producer as an accomplice, and watches the staff climb palm trees while a gold ring worth €1000 sits under a banana. The Italian manager screams. The treasure was always in plain sight.
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The CSS Exorcism
Hourly Chronicles · mar20pm3
"Dark grey on slightly darker grey is not a design choice." An exorcism of every website that thinks low contrast is an aesthetic.
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The Heterogeneous Mandate
Hourly Chronicles · mar20pm4