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SUMMARY
Sam Hyde "hires" approximately 20 Indian men to disrupt Matan's podcast, leading to a chaotic and visually driven episode. The show opens with an argument over seating and hosting duties, quickly devolving into a crowded studio filled with Sam's "crew" – a mix of Indian men, a homeless man, and various assistants, all of whom Sam claims to be paying $150 each. Matan attempts to conduct a serious interview, but Sam constantly derails it with racist jokes, physical comedy, and interactions with his "guests." Highlights include a mock Krav Maga fight between Sam and Matan, a running gag about a homeless man chanting "2 for 99," and Sam's increasingly absurd claims about his wealth and the future of India. The podcast concludes with Sam promoting a future appearance by "Long Neck" and the entire studio chanting "India number one."

TRANSCRIPT
[00:00] [visual: Sam and Matan are standing, arguing about where to sit. Matan is holding a microphone.]
[00:02] SAM: I'll sit there. No, no, you have to sit here. We're— I have to sit here. We're not ready to go yet. We're not even filming.
MATAN: No, no, I know. You guys have to stand there, and then I'm going to introduce you guys. I have to sit here.
SAM: You have to sit there.
MATAN: I have to sit here. You have to be in the middle one. You don't understand.
SAM: You can sit close to me, but your mic is there. I'm a camera-left guy.
MATAN: It's not possible. It's how it is. It's how it is. You have to be in the middle. The guest, it gets the— the nicest seat. I've never been camera-right or center in my life.
SAM: Mat, we have to introduce you to the podcast. I have to sit here. You cannot—
MATAN: I have to. You don't understand.
SAM: Well, flip the angle. You need—
MATAN: We're not flipping any angles. They're not even rolling.
SAM: No, I know. That's why I'm saying when we film it, we'll flip it.
[00:40] [visual: Sam points to a man with large glasses standing behind Matan.]
SAM: Now, this guy with the fucking bug-eye— this bug-eye. That's my manager.
MATAN: That's not your manager. His name is Viral Flooring.
SAM: It's my manager.
MATAN: No, Viral Flooring is this guy that doesn't talk with this sort of like— yeah, yeah, that's Viral Flooring. Hawaiian.
SAM: Oh, you're asking about Mike Mike?
MATAN: Mike Mike Ranstone Head. Yeah.
SAM: Mike Mike. Is that the guy with the curly hair? Is that Mike Mike?
MATAN: Yeah, that's Mike Mike. Where did you find him?
SAM: Uh, he's a good body. He has— does some work for me here and there.
MATAN: You found him at Little Caesar's Pizza.
SAM: No, no. Uh, he working there and you like his— the expression on his face, you hired him.
MATAN: Well, he's a nice guy. He does work.
SAM: He's not too nice a guy. He's pretty nice.
MATAN: He's a fucking freak, bro.
SAM: He is a good guy. He's a nice freak.
MATAN: Look, he's looking at you.
SAM: I know. He's— I— I have a funny feeling he's going to be looking at me for the entire show.
[01:25] SAM: You want to start the podcast? You know how to stand there. I have to introduce you. Stand right behind the middle camera. Go ahead. You guys stand right there. My legs are aching right there now, 'cause I got to introduce you in the— my legs— I have a torn ACL. I can't get up. You have to stand there. What are— what are you guys doing back there? Come hop in the front. Damiel, get on camera here. I promise you camera time, bro.
[01:40] [visual: Sam gestures to someone off-camera.]
SAM: Charles, you can— you can, uh, can you bring in, uh, my assistant, Charles? Okay. What are the cameras on? Yeah, okay. Hey, you need anything?
[Guest]: Uh, no, I'm good for now. Just— just stand and hang out.
SAM: Okay, thank you, Playboy. That's Mason. He's my assistant.
MATAN: He's Mason? Yeah. He came in a yellow Hummer.
SAM: Yeah, I know. Nice Hummer. Yes, it's Hulk Hogan's old Hummer. Hulk Hogan. Good. Okay, one sec. Let me check something.

[02:02] SAM: Yeah, go ahead. I want to bring something real quick. Go ahead. Stand here. Stand side. Oh, we got Viral Flooring in here. V. Flooring. That's my— we need him in the podcast. Get him in the fucking house. Is that what you call it, podcast, by the way?
[02:15] [visual: Sam points to Viral Flooring, who is standing behind Matan.]
MATAN: I don't know if you can tell from the way he looks, but at some point, this guy's going to steal from you.
SAM: No, I was thinking more him. So be careful.
MATAN: Who? Him? Are they both going to steal?
SAM: He's never stolen a thing in his life. Okay, we'll start it like this. You can sit down while we start it. Mhm. Okay, guys, we're here with Matan. Viral Flooring. We're here in the cut, here in the fucking house, Playboy. Guess what? We got the two smiling cats back there, Mr. Wiggles and, um, that guy. We're having a blast.
[02:50] SAM: Wait, hold on. Wait, wait, stand there for one sec. I'm come in. Come— no, wait, wait, stand there one second. I'm going to introduce you. No, no, hold on, hold on, hold on. Charles, come in here. No, no, hold on, stay right there. Stay right there. That— oh, the bug-eye freak. Is he on camera right now? He's not. Okay, good. We got to get this fucking guy, man. All right, I'm going to introduce the show. Everybody has to be quiet in here. No, no, no, stand right there. Come on in. I got to start the show. Come on, everybody stay right there. Charles, can we get hair and makeup in here? Come on in, brother. How you doing, man? Nice to see you. Thank you, sir. All right, stand all the way in the back right there. Chill right there. We're good for now, but I might need a— a cappuccino later. Matan, what's up? Go ahead. All right, let me introduce it. Go ahead.
[03:50] MATAN: Matan, Matan, hit me— hit him with the intro. Matan. Hello, everybody, and welcome back to the podcast. For today's high-pitch voice, Sam Hyde. Yes, as our co-host, we have, instead of Mike, we have my manager, Viral Flooring. We got Mike Mike with the Chernobyl accident. Mike Mike is outside right here. Yeah. Is actually scary.

[04:05] SAM: So, we had a minute here 'cause you wouldn't walk into the thing. You had to sit down 'cause you said you tore your leg.
MATAN: I tore my ACL.
SAM: We're going to start— you tore your ACL. You're being a typical Jew right now, ordering me around, brother. What is wrong with you? Regardless, we're going to start here. What do you call your show? Is it "The Matan Evans Show"?
MATAN: No, just "The Matan Show."
SAM: "The Matan Show." Yeah. How's it going? You getting views?
MATAN: I'm making a little bit of money. Not too money.
SAM: I am proud of you. You're good at—
MATAN: Thank you. I appreciate it.
SAM: You are— you are legit good. I have a question for—
MATAN: I'm not trolling. You're good at what? You have a question?
SAM: I got a question for you. I have a question for you. You're going— you're going to tear it all down. What's up, bro? You're going to tear the whole— what's your question? My time. That wasn't a good idea to somebody much bigger than me. But what's up? The— the whole ceiling is going to fall down. What's up? Let me ask you a question. What's going on, bro? Because we had to cut out when they walked in 'cause we have to start with the intro. So far, there's two Indian people you hired to show up. So tell the audience a little bit about that.
[04:55] MATAN: If you have a problem with the race of my crew—
SAM: No problem. Just why are they here? You have a problem with me. Why is my crew here? Why is your crew here? You got these little back here, fucking—
[05:05] [visual: Sam gestures to two men standing behind Matan, who are smiling.]
SAM: —smiling. We can't upload this to YouTube. Why do you have all LGBTQ people?
MATAN: Bleep it out. No gay. You can bleep it out. Just cut that part.
SAM: Um, you got to cut it gracefully, you know, keep it a little bit realistic.
MATAN: No, we try to keep the whole thing in.
SAM: Okay, good. That's why, so watch your words. Be careful.
MATAN: I will. I will. I got you.
SAM: We don't want to have to cut stuff up.
MATAN: I got you, bro. Okay, so just introduce yourself. Tell everybody a little bit about you.
SAM: You want to get a homie demonetized, and that's for real. Okay, that's not a troll. You don't want to— how much are you paying those guys? You don't want to take, uh— I read one of their texts. They said, "150, food off— off your boy." They're each getting 150. We have 20 guys. We're paying 150 each. So you're paying what, 3,000? Is that what the math works out to?
[05:45] MATAN: You can do that quickly. I'm not Jewish. I'm not a Jewish rug salesman like you, so I— I know.
SAM: I never sell a rug. Just like mics and I houses real. I don't sell barrels of dates. So I don't know.
MATAN: No, just real estate. Mhm. Anyways, so 3,000 for these guys. Where are you getting the money to pay? This isn't even your podcast. You're not even making any money from this.

[06:06] SAM: I'm make— I'm making a lot of money. I have sponsors on my podcast. Yeah. What's up, guys? Shout you out. It's being automatically bleeped. Logan Paul Prime, Grape Tornado, best flavor. Thank you so much, Prime. We love you. KSI, kickass, brother. That guy's not even Indian. What's up, Playboy? How you doing? It's good to see you again. What is—
[06:35] [visual: A man in a yellow shirt enters the frame and stands behind Matan.]
SAM: —I don't need anything right now, but if you could just stand— stand right there and, um, and you just chill right here in case we need something. Okay? I might need my makeup touched up or my hair done or something like that. Thank you, Playboy. But is it really realistic to give that guy 150 just to stand there? When I get people to stand in my podcast, they don't get paid at all. Like Viral Flooring, my manager. I mean, he gets paid off of my sponsors 'cause he's my manager. Look at this guy's face. He's going to steal from you.
[06:55] MATAN: He's going to steal from me. He tried. I promise you, he was going to steal from you.
[06:58] [visual: Another Indian man enters the frame, making the space even more crowded.]
SAM: Another Indian. We're going to run out of space. We're going to run out of space. The camera— he's laughing. He's breaking. There's spa— what do you mean space? These are sheets. It expands. No, no, just— just stand— stand right here and we'll stand at the end right there. Hang loose in case I need my hair touched up or something like that. You— you have hair 'cause you have—
MATAN: I got a little bit left.
SAM: You have the Logan Paul frog hat on. See, I got some— I got some cooking here. You have something in there. Thank you so much. I know in a minute, though, maybe you don't want— is that one the one you use? Then you don't want to touch any his hair. You're not going to use it again. Okay, well, let me start here 'cause you didn't— the interview 'cause you didn't introduce yourself. I'll introduce you. Matan Evans is—
MATAN: No, you need to introduce yourself. Is Evans? No, just Evan. Evan.
SAM: Matan Evans. Matan Evan. Keep your eyes on this kid because he does know what he's doing. He's a hot young talent. He's coming for you, Eric Andre. All right, we know what we're doing here, guys. We're not fucking around, y'all. Matan Evan, subscribe. I never seen an Indian guy with neck tattoos.
MATAN: There's a lot of them.
SAM: Really? Yeah, 'cause he look— I have a chest— do you have a Patreon?
MATAN: I Patreon. I don't.
SAM: You should have a Patreon where you put Wilder— how much can I make from that?
MATAN: A lot.
SAM: You'll make a lot. You have one, you'd blow up.
MATAN: You— we have Gumroad. We have Gumroad. What's that one? What does it make?

[08:09] SAM: Enough to pay 3,000 Indians. Hey, what's up, man? Do you want to just have him lay— just chill. Just chill right here in case I need a water or something. I'll have you go out, but you can just hang loose right here for now. You want to just sit down? Sit on the floor.
MATAN: You don't have to do what he says, man. You can just stand however you want.
SAM: We're not going to pay you the 150 unless you sit on the floor.
MATAN: He's not paying you. I'm paying you. You can just stand there. It's cool. On the floor. This guy has some chin to— Israel versus India. Who's going to win this battle? The power of 1 billion or the power of $1 billion? That's a tough one. Okay, well, I'm going to— we still haven't even got to the introduction. I have to say it. This is Matan Evan, watching—
MATAN: You said that already.
SAM: All right, this is Sam Hyde. This is the best show on the internet. He's an aspiring comedian guy. So the first— I'm aspiring to be a comedian one day. So this is the question I wanted to start off. 40 years old right now. Maybe one day when I'm 50, I'll be a funny comedian. Hopefully aspire to it. What qualities are stopping you from becoming as successful of a comedian as Joe Rogan?
[09:10] MATAN: Need more physical muscle and body mass. I need to grow.
SAM: But you're physically bigger than Joe Rogan.
MATAN: I need to be physically three times as big as Joe Rogan in order—
[09:20] [visual: Another man, not Indian-looking, enters the frame.]
SAM: That guy's not— that guy's not Indian. I need— he's homeless. Hey, what's up, man? How you doing, Playboy? Good to see you. This is not Indian at all. Just chill wherever you want, wherever you can find space. Just hang loose and, um, but now he's just in the middle of the shot. I might need you to run for food at some point and get us a pizza or something like that, but we're good for now. He's good. I was your question. Get as big as Joe Rogan physically. I need to get three times as big as him physically in order to get one times as big as him culturally. Do you think he's a funnier comedian than you?
MATAN: I think he is a funnier comedian than me.
SAM: Really?
MATAN: His jokes hit harder. They're high impact.
SAM: So you're saying that your jokes just like the edgy ones, but his jokes—
MATAN: Mine are just edgy and his are well thought out and his are brilliant. I love Joe Rogan.
SAM: Yeah, me too. Um, would you ever consider running for— you actually love Joe Rogan?
MATAN: Oh, yeah. Why not?
SAM: I do too. I thought you joking.
MATAN: No, he's— I— I think his, um, I think he's a one of the most important people in the world, actually, culturally.
SAM: Oh, really? Yeah, of course. I mean, how can you deny that? He's— he's— oh, I love Joe Rogan. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
[10:09] [visual: Another Indian man enters the frame, making the space even more cramped.]
SAM: Oh, another one, man. You doing— oh, this was the first one that showed up before. Come on and step on in here, bro. Just find some space and hang loose. We'll be done in a minute here. No, you can't stand there. No, no, that's in the middle of sh— seconds. No, no, come here. Come over to me and then kneel down just like so. Would you need anything like—
[Indian Guy 1]: Nothing right now, but I'm okay. I'm okay, but I'll let you know if I need anything.
SAM: Well, sit— move— scoot this way a little bit. You're in the middle of the shot. Um, this is crazy. How did you find these people?
MATAN: Uh, India.
SAM: You got them from India? You— I go there. I went there to do a Color Run recently, and these were the guys that were throwing the colored flower.
[Indian Guy 2]: Can I get you anything?
SAM: I'm okay for now, but thank you so much. Okay, thank you, brother. That's the most Indian one yet. Oh, he left. Come on in here. Come on in, though. Just right there. Hang loose in the corner or something. We're good. Wow. Wait one second. I'm going to put my phone on vibrate. Good idea. All right, we're going to move to the next one. Oh, don't drink that on the podcast. Oh, fuck. Are you serious? I don't want to 'cause I don't want— I don't want the brand on it or anything. That's why. Why? They pay your ass. No. Um, well, they did pay taxes. Those go to Israel. Um, let's see. I'm trying to think of what's question to start off. There's just— we got to start this interview at some point. There's so many Indian people. What's up, Chad?
[11:20] [Indian Guy 3]: Say you need anything?
SAM: No, I'm okay. This is Chad, Mason, Braden, Bradley, Asher, um, Scott.
MATAN: Wrong names. Those are just white names. What? It's supposed to be like— that's Armenian. Are you racist? That guy's not even Indian. That's like Juan right there. Bali. You're not Bali, are you? Are you racist? That's Bagali right there. Hello. Are you implying— are you implying that certain people have names that sound a certain way?
SAM: Well, yeah, just part of the culture, dude. Don't ever say—
[12:10] MATAN: Oh, real quick, Viral Flooring, we're getting him some food.
SAM: Oh, you feed this guy before he steals more from you.
MATAN: Why do you think he would steal from me?
SAM: 'Cause look at his fucking face, dude.
MATAN: But that's my manager.
SAM: He's that your manager? A notorious— give him access to your bank account. See how that works.
MATAN: Do you have a manager?
SAM: Yeah, I have a manager. But why is he not stealing from you?
MATAN: Because he's— he's got pure, perfect, non-thieving, uh, phenotype. It's this guy right here. That's not your manager. Can we see— is his face on frame? Make sure you get him in the— get him in the shot here. This is my manager right here. I gave him access to my bank accounts. Is he in frame? Wow. Two at one. Pip-squeak. Hey, shithead, is he in frame? Okay, this is my manager. I gave him access to my bank account and all my email accounts. I— I trust him with my life. Just kneel down so the middle camera is not blocked. What's up? This is Tyler. How you doing, man?
[12:55] MATAN: That's not Tyler.
SAM: Tyler and Taylor, actually. They're Tyler and Taylor. Yeah, they have a little bit of a different look.
MATAN: He looks like— what is that supposed to mean? He looks like he's from India and he looks like he's from Pakistan, actually.
SAM: No, is with you from Pakistan? What is with you in this— this is the most racist guy I've ever met.
MATAN: I'm not racist at all. I love all people.
SAM: Yeah, you— that's typic— yeah, okay, whatever.
[Indian Guy 4]: I'm okay for now, but thank you so much.
SAM: Thanks, Braden. That got no name, Braden. Regardless, we have to move on. I have to ask— we got to start this interview some—
MATAN: Now it started. I did the intro, but we really need to start asking real questions.
SAM: Go ahead. You're trying to delay it with all these people. You're trying to gerrymander me into a new district right now.
MATAN: Not at all. You're trying to twist my own words and use them against me.
SAM: Do you think, uh, we should sell California back to a Mexican?
MATAN: I think at some point it's inevitable that— that we sell California back to somebody. I was thinking the Persians, though. We'd get—
SAM: Why the Persians?
MATAN: We'd get more money. There'd be more Ferraris, more dates, more Medjool dates. Like one of those— he's Persian. Yeah, my manager, Persian. The only problem'd be a tremendous amount of theft going on.
[14:00] [visual: Sam gestures to an Indian man.]
SAM: Can I— I was going to ask him to fill it up with tap water. Thanks. No, we have, um, what is it called? Like Happy Boy Steak. Oh, Happy Boy. Oh, I for— what it's called, water. It's not water. You'll see in a minute.

[14:10] SAM: Happy Boy. You'll see what it is in a minute. Do you have a sponsor yet?
MATAN: I'm not— have you— I don't have any.
SAM: You don't have any sponsors?
MATAN: I'm not really making too much money.
SAM: You will one day. Just stay consistent. You'll make money. You think one day you'll be able to make as much money as me or no?
MATAN: I— I think that you'll be— you'll be huge if you stay consistent. You'll make a fuckload of money if you stay consist—
SAM: See, I would have got this many for a different guy. I just don't even know how to find this many Pakistani and Indians. That guy's not even Ind— go to the— he's trying to not to laugh at that. You're not Indian at all. He's Indian. What are you talking about? You want us to sell Mexico back to you? That guy's straight from Mexico. How did you get in here?
[14:45] [Indian Guy 5]: I don't know about—
SAM: He got here via India because you don't even— your accent no good. No good. No, no English no good. No.
MATAN: Why are you pestering him? Why are you bothering him?
SAM: Because he looks the funnest. Why I bother your staff? I like his look more than him 'cause he just looks like he doesn't want to be here. He just looks anxious. Now, are these guys— are there fa— are their faces on camera? Are their faces on camera? Okay, it's on camera 'cause these guys are all— they're all— we get— get the—
[15:10] [Guest]: Look.
SAM: Who said that one? Is Damiel on camera? Camera. Get Damiel in there. Will you guys? All right, this is a good question. Hold on. I— I need to read this. Don't interrupt. If somebody put a— I like this show. If somebody put a gun to your head—
[15:25] MATAN: If somebody put a gun— I know about the how many times bed sheets? Probably 50.
SAM: You need to let me— you need to let me at least ask the question. Are you 16? Yeah, and you're telling me to shush. You need to because I need to get the question out. If somebody put a gun to your head and said the only way they wouldn't kill you was if they— was if you shot yourself in the head, what would you do?
[15:45] MATAN: I'd fucking snap that gun right out of their hands.
SAM: No, but you can't. I'm not possible. I have Krav Maga. You know what that is? You can't. You all he has your hand. You can't poke him in the eyes. See, I got you.
[15:50] [visual: Matan quickly pokes Sam in the eye. Sam flinches and recoils.]
SAM: No, you didn't. No, I— I caught it. You tried to get me in the eyes. I could have got you. Pull the trigger. I let you do that.
[15:55] [visual: Matan pokes Sam in the eye again.]
SAM: Have got you again. I would have got you again. I would have got you. You don't ever do that to me, Mat. You don't ever touch me, stup—
[16:00] [visual: Matan pokes Sam in the eye a third time.]
SAM: I would got you again. Get my eyes, Matan. But that's Krav Maga right there. I'm telling you, if a gun was held in my head, I would snap it out of the gu—
MATAN: But you can't. That's not the question. It's the question is flawed. I'm Kobashi Maru-ing the situation.
SAM: Listen, what does that word mean right there? I've had a gun to my head several times. Each time I was able to snap it around and point it at the guy in the first—
[16:20] [visual: Matan pokes Sam in the eye again.]
SAM: I would have got you a g— in the eye. I'm letting you. I have eye armor on. Are you kidding me? See, but I blocked it. You didn't block it. M— your— I would have got you. Would have ended up H— turn your head like a fucking—
[16:30] [visual: Matan pokes Sam in the eye again.]
SAM: Would you bought me another two Mills. Look, you're flinching right now. Wrong with you.
[16:35] [visual: Matan pokes Sam in the eye again.]
SAM: I would have got you again. I would then—
[16:40] [visual: Matan pokes Sam in the eye again.]
SAM: Okay, I can't move. Sh—
[16:42] [visual: Matan pokes Sam in the eye again.]
SAM: I would have got you again. How many more? I don't know.
[16:45] [visual: Matan pokes Sam in the eye again, then kicks him.]
SAM: Shick again. Oh, no, kicking. Don't kick. Huh? Huh? Now, asked your a question. Yeah, about the gun. If there was a gun to my head, but just entertain the hypothetical. Here's a hypothetical. What if there's— what if there's—
[17:05] [visual: Sam grabs Matan by the neck.]
SAM: I always wanted to push someone by the neck.
[17:08] [visual: Everyone in the background points and reacts. Mike Mike, the curly-haired man, comes forward and pulls Sam's hand off Matan.]
SAM: Everybody's pointing. Hey, Mike Mike, Mike Mike, get this out of here. Get it out of here, Mike Mike. No, no, get it out of here. Thank you. There's a fight going on between my guy and your Indian guy. That's why I brought 20 Indians. Do you remember what his name was? You remember what you named him?
MATAN: Braden.
SAM: Nope, that wasn't Braden. Were you pointing at— were you pointing at Taylor and Tyler? Oh, that's a nice trick. But no working. Ah, nice trick, dude. Your crew is so ratchet, bro.
MATAN: Yeah, because I don't have little elf demons. I don't have $3,000 to spend on—

[18:12] SAM: They're like little demonic elves. How many more did you want? When you get some money, fire these guys and hire some real power. Some Indians.
MATAN: Why are they real power but not those guys?
SAM: Because India is the number one growing superpower in the world. In 20 years, they're going to rule.
MATAN: But that's just because there's so many of them.
SAM: Yes, but they're going to have to proven. Yeah, I know. Got 20 of them in a room with you right now. Do you feel safe?
MATAN: Pretty safe. That— that guy's not Indian at all. That guy's mistake. Yeah, he's homeless.
SAM: Well, I've had a homeless guy in my— we paid him 150 to waste his entire day. He'll put his fingers in your mouth if I tell him to. No. Yes, he will. Oh, he will. You're going to have homeless— he behind us right now. The home— is that my homeless guy or your homeless guy looking for the bathroom? My homeless guy doesn't get allowed in the studio. My guys are going to be filling the studio with piss in about 30 seconds here. Here he is. Here's the homeless guy. What's up, Playboy? How you doing?
[Homeless Guy]: I'm okay for now, but thank you so much.
SAM: Oh, he's supposed to be Indian too. This is Mike.
MATAN: That guy's not Indian.
SAM: This is Mike. You stole my co-host name. He can't be here today. Feel free to use the bathroom. It's right behind us. Mike. He's going to pee on the floor. This isn't my studio. This is the first time I ever been here. You can afford to play— to be cleaned here. You'll be fine. Wait, listen. I want to hear if he guys actually going to piss. Is there another guy behind the wall? We got him craw— oh, he's back. Okay, what else you got? One other questions. Where's he going? He's making himself comfortable. You— you can sit on his lap, Mike. You can sit on his lap, Mike. Viral Flooring. Oh, you want me to— I want to ask you a question about Viral.
MATAN: Go ahead. He's, um, what's it called? He's selling viral floors. Yeah. You want to buy any?
SAM: No.
MATAN: Why not?
SAM: 'Cause I got floors. But the— yours aren't viral. Mine are— mine are extra good floors. They're good floors, but they're not going to go viral. There's nothing viral about them. Go viral, Mat. You don't need everything to go viral. That's a lesson for you, young man.
MATAN: Oh, I'm not the one.
SAM: You don't need every single thing to go viral. Okay? Sometimes you just need to sit down and do a quality interview without—

[20:12] SAM: —gimmicks. Sometimes it's about the conversation. Sometimes it's about making people happy and getting to the real factual information. Okay, you're going to break this guy's studio. So it's a fucking new— New Year light from eBay. It's $70. Who gives a fuck? Fucking— uh, the Pakistani guys that owns— owns this place. Sometimes it's about doing a quality interview without a bunch of hocus pocus going on in the background, trying to be funny. How about this? Trying to be funny by bringing in 20 Indians. These guys stay here. They're staying here. They're staying here after I leave.
MATAN: No, I know. But all right, this have all of them. But let's do a serious interview. Let's get serious than coming in here. Yep. Go ahead.
[20:50] [visual: The Indian men in the background start pushing and shoving each other.]
SAM: They're getting aggressive with each other. Listen, it's— it's tight quarters. It's like a train. It's like an Indian train. They have to get aggressive to get— make space. You know what I mean? That's just how it be. You can have some bread. Yeah, of course. Here, have some cheese and some, uh, cranberries, almonds. Here.
[Indian Guy 6]: Do you need anything?
SAM: I'm good for now. Thank you so much. Just— just hang here. Just hang here. We're good to go. Stand right here. Y— what else you got, Matan? How about this? They all stay here. We need to become serious interview. I'm going to ask a serious question and give me a serious—
MATAN: I've been in serious mode for 2 minutes and 45 seconds.
SAM: All right, let's ask you seven minutes of serious mode. Would you consider maximize on that and go serious mode. Why is your guy taking fucking flip cameras of me, man? All right, would you ever— I'm sorry, I didn't realize there was no film. Would you ever consider running for some sort of political office?
MATAN: Yeah, of course.
SAM: Which one?
MATAN: President.
SAM: But you're not going to win of India. Go eat that. Go fuck—
MATAN: I just did win president of India.
SAM: You won president of India?
MATAN: Yes, they support me.
SAM: Make a different joke off the podcast. I support them. Say something besides Indians. It's not a joke. It's going to get stale if you keep talking about these Indian people.
MATAN: It's not going to get stale. It's going to get better. It's going to get stale for a little bit, but then it's going to ramp back up and get even better and more intense.
SAM: You want you one of these things when we double down the dirty— dirty snacks? Yeah, that's good. That sounds good. How much— how much extra does—

[22:14] SAM: —he have to pay to eat? What else we got? What else we got? Stop fucking with my— my boys here who I've known for life. I've known these guys for 15 years. Stop fucking with them.
[Indian Guy 7]: Do you need anything?
SAM: Disrespecting. That's a fake fucking Indian accent. You look like you should give a real one. That's not real. I've known these guys for 20 fucking years, Matan. Stop disrespecting them. Don't touch his eye. What are you sick? What are you sick?
[22:40] [visual: Matan pokes Sam in the eye again.]
MATAN: I'm using that move you taught me.
SAM: What are you, the villain from the Sherlock Holmes? You sick. Oh, I have a question about that sick bastard. Yes, thank you, brother. Goop. That's Indian style. Oh, yes. What'd you do? We got the goop scoop. We all just take our hand and shout out to— what else? What else you got, baby? Um, sweating. Come— come forward. You're fucking breaking the wall. You know how much that cost? You're being paid 150. Fucking this guy got bored. He's on his phone. This guy got tired. All right, I got to get to a serious question. I had a good one. Did you guys get the homeless guy riding with cheese? Oh, are you going to watch the Daily Wire version of The Boys where Ben Shapiro plays Homelander?
MATAN: Hell yeah, man. You would watch that one.
SAM: Lady Ballers is the best movie of the last 10 years. What movie is unbelievable? What's the movie called? Lady Ballers. Have you seen the movie about— it's a Daily Wire movie. It's about, uh, it's— it's so good, man. It's about these guys that just— they act like— and I forgot what the rest is about. I'm going to get it in his ear. That's I'm— it's your prerogative. Do not knock on him. Y— I got to go eat. What else you want? What else you got? We have two— we haven't even gone through one page. We got like 10 minutes. I have to eat or I'm going to pass out. They need some of this, man. I'm not eating this. Expensive for guy made a—

[24:14] SAM: —mess. But we even brought a steak. You bought— you got steak. We had a steak right there. You had a steak. How does that help me? You can have the rest. You had a steak. You had a Hungry Man TV dinner. How's it supposed to help me if you wanted it? No, no, don't do that. That's— these guys are going to be unhappy. Nope.
MATAN: Who's going to be unhappy?
SAM: No, no, don't do it. Who— who's going to be unhappy, Mat? I wasn't— I wasn't hungry after all. It turns out. Turns out I found a little bit of extra energy. I wasn't hungry. I'm okay. I can go another 30 minutes. Another 30. Let's do what's up. Let's go, baby. Let's go, baby. Let's go. Do it really hard. I want to see— oh, you know what? Actually, the table's going to break. Mhm. This happened too many times. Stop breaking down. Yeah, I don't want to hurt this guy's head. Oh, go ahead. Now we have to buy another one. A four— this is a $400 table. We have to buy another one. Where'd you find this?
MATAN: Outside Home Depot, dude.
SAM: All right, let's continue the podcast. Number a characters. Don't laugh. I'm not doing a character. You— you have 40 Indian people here. You're fucking homeless and this guy— don't mess with Damiel. He's a street fighter. This guy. Yeah, he'll whip your ass. I even want to touch that to throw at him. He'll whip your ass, bro. Um, I don't know. I don't know which question is right for this moment. You stated that in the past you've donated hundreds of thousands of dollars to the black community. What gave such a strong connection to them?
MATAN: Scholarships.
SAM: What is— what schol— for you or for them?
MATAN: Um, I gave a $45,000 donation to a black man who tried to rob me so that he could go to Yale University.
SAM: But why would you give him money and build planes?
MATAN: Because I believed in him and because I believed in this—

[26:15] SAM: —nation. But why didn't—
[visual: An Indian man claps.]
SAM: Who's clapping? That guy's not Indian at all. You know, I knew something was up. You know how— how's that? Because I got here at 12:00. You're supposed to get here at 1:00. And then at 12:15, this guy Indian shows up and he comes in the building and he says, "Where's Alex?" I go, "Alex who's that?" He goes, "Alex Schulz." I go, "Oh, yeah." 'Cause I put the dot. It's your guy. I said, "Come and sit here." And he sat there. We gave him some food and water. You— you clothed— did you clothe him and shel— he shut up and like we didn't have a shirt on. We gave him that. But so you clothed him and sheltered him too?
MATAN: Yeah, we were nice to him. I felt bad. But yeah. Mhm. Yeah, but I mean, there were like— and then I saw like nine of them outside. But this is way more than I thought they would be.
SAM: Yeah, we got a few of them coming in. More of them. There's more. Yeah. What are you going to do with them after? Where are you going to go?
MATAN: It's not my problem. It's LA's problem. Okay. They're going to be— they're going to hit the streets. They're going to create a problem for other people, not for me. Okay. For 99.
[27:35] [Homeless Guy]: Oh, yeah. What he slurpie slurpy.
SAM: Do you own one of those 7-Elevens or you just— you just have it memorized? A homeless Mexican guy saying, "Slurpee 99."
[Homeless Guy]: 2 for 99. 2 for 99. 2 for 99. 2 for 99. 2 for 99. 2 for 99. 2 for 99. 2 for 99. 2 for 99. 2 for 99. 2 for 99. 2 for 99.
[28:00] [visual: Sam and Matan are laughing. The homeless guy is still chanting "2 for 99" in the background.]
SAM: Next to— back up. Wait, watch out, watch out. We need to— we got to fix this after, so don't fuck it up anymore than it is. We need to fix this after.
[Indian Guy 8]: Copy that.
SAM: That was good. Say it into the mic. How about 99? Don't encourage him.
[Indian Guy 9]: Yes. In the name of Allah.
SAM: Matan, you okay? 7-Eleven cell stables. No worries. Just it's a little smelly in here. I know. You should have thought that one through. Or is that— was your plan?
MATAN: It was my plan, but I didn't know what I was probably have like an afro right now.
SAM: Okay, you're good. All right, let's continue. Do you think that teachers should be— no, no, that— yes. Not that wasn't what— teachers contribute nothing to society. They are scum. They are human scum. They should be deported to the moon. Teachers suck. Is that guy fucking in front of the camera? What is that guy doing?
MATAN: Just let him practice his culture, man.
SAM: But how did— but he's like not a comedian, so how did he even think to start fucking in front—
MATAN: He's doing something that comes very naturally to him. This is a crazy podcast, man.
SAM: Okay, well, let's ask another one. Yeah. Would you be interested in helping me find a new sport where we take small foreign children and see who can make shirts faster?
MATAN: Sure. Yeah.
SAM: Shirt balling.
MATAN: Shirt balling. Something like that. What are they doing with the ball?
SAM: Uh, they're using the to like form as a physical form to put the fabric over while they stitch it up quickly. Who do you think— what country or what country do you think the World Cup of shirt—
MATAN: Malaysians.
SAM: Malaysians.
MATAN: Malaysian for sure. What do you think?
SAM: Malaysians. Malaysians. Okay, we'll agree to disagree. Who's Joe— huh? Who's Joe Rogan's favorite comedian besides Joe Rogan?
MATAN: Probably Shane. Shane. Yeah. Who? Shane Living.
SAM: Probably Shane. Shane Gillis. You're friend with that guy? Dead.
MATAN: Probably someone like George Carlin or something.
SAM: George Carlin. You're friend with Shane Gillis?
MATAN: I like Shane. I love Shane Gillis. I think he's very funny.
SAM: Lopez. George Lopez. Yeah, George Lopez. He is very funny. Yeah, he is. You guys aren't supposed to like George Lopez. He's not—
[30:15] [Homeless Guy]: See now he forgot that he's supposed to be Indian. What he? 2 for 99.
SAM: No, he's the— you guys look similar, but he's better at his job here. Say it again. I like that line. Oh, hilarious. No, the— the one about the 7-Eleven one. Remember? Oh, when the homeless try to act—
[Homeless Guy]: 2 for 99. 3 for 99.
SAM: Yes. Better homeless improv. That's awesome. Funny for 15 seconds, then grading and annoying. I'm getting stressed out here, man, with all these people.
MATAN: No, you're good, bro. Trust me. Sh— shakras. Yes. I think you're ready for India now, guys. Is the red light the one that's recording? This is like my warning. This is like a warning. Stay out or something bad going to happen. Can we get Chris Lynch to do sound effects? Do you consider your— oh, actually, no, I have a question. We have the JBL. Oh, that would be so funny. You need to interact with me and stop talking to these people. They're just filming. You know Shane Gillis? Yeah. Can you get them on my podcast?
SAM: Probably not. All right, do you consider yourself to be a controversial person?
MATAN: No.
SAM: Why not?
MATAN: Because I'm just trying to make people happy. What are you trying to do? Are you trying to make people happy? Are you trying to start shit? Making money? You trying to make money? Is that controversial?
SAM: Not really, because everybody— everybody tries to make money. But you're not trying to make money. I'm trying to make people happy. How much money do you make?
MATAN: A fuckload.
SAM: How much? Like, uh, millions?
MATAN: Why not? True.
SAM: How much? What's your net worth?
MATAN: Like double-digit millions.
SAM: Double? So like 10 million over that? Yeah.
[Indian Guy 10]: Do you need anything?
SAM: I'm okay. Thank you, brother. Makeup. Not— not yet. Not yet. I might need— I might need hair and makeup later, but I'm okay right now. About 2 for 99. Could use 2 for 99 later. He's done. He left. His time's up. Oh, he's talking to prob— Damian's probably going to get a sock full of nickels to— is that— is that Street Fighter? Is that how much you're paying that guy?
MATAN: I didn't do nothing. You're doing nothing. No, you're losing focus right now. Los— you're losing control of the interview. Unbelievable. You've got a—

[32:17] SAM: —paper with questions on it in front of you. Track. I'm trying my best. You're doing a bad job. Your job as an interviewer to steer the interviewee. If I'm doing a bad job, it's 'cause you're doing a bad job.
MATAN: Nope, sir. Okay, what if I— what if I go on an interview, I just start fucking spitting at the host? Nothing I can do, right? Did I spit at you? No, I'm giving an example, brother. Fucking you let me ask the next question, brother. I'm trying to make this interesting for you, and all you're doing is grinding it to a halt by talking about 2 for 99. You're chanting "Indian number one," all this shit. Stay on track. Come on. Hey, hey, hey, hey. I like this guy. Stay on track. All right, I'll go to the next one. Let me go to the next one. Do you think it would be culturally appropriate if I grew out cornrows and started hanging out in Englewood?
MATAN: Hell yeah, dog. It's culturally appropriate. Hell yeah. So no good. It's awesome.
SAM: But you just said it's not good. It's culturally appropriation.
MATAN: Oh, it's— I would say it's culturally appropriate. Oh, I said okay. I wouldn't say appropriation. I would say it's— it's badass. Let me see your hair. I got a little piece of the fuzz right there. That's my hair. Your hair is— my hair's yellow fuzz. That really disgusting. What was the last time you took a shower?
SAM: Never.
MATAN: You've never taken a shower?
SAM: I didn't even wash my mother's off me when I came out of the womb. Haven't taken a shower ever, my dude. It's called Paleo.
MATAN: Then that's just fucking disgusting.
SAM: It's called Jordan B. Peterson carnivore diet. Oh, he's a good guy. Don't wash your fucking— he knows who that is. You know him? I had him on the podcast last week.
MATAN: You had Jordan B. Peterson? No, of course not. It wouldn't could do this podcast. Who's the biggest person you had?
SAM: Um, me.
MATAN: No, you're like number seven. Mhm. We had Long Neck.
SAM: Who's Long Neck? Oh, the guy from the meme?
MATAN: No, he's, um, the— this guy is a long neck and I don't know. He got pissed off and left. Okay.
SAM: Who— who else did you get? Those—
MATAN: But he's actually redoing the podcast today. Who'd you get? This big long—
SAM: No, he's really famous. He has like 8 million followers.
MATAN: Eight? 8 million? You know these guys?
SAM: No, no, they're not. They're— you go on his TikTok, it's all Indian flags in the comments. No, they're from Asia. His follow—
[34:18] MATAN: Can you pull up Long Neck on your phone? Can I see him?
SAM: You can look it up. I guess. I don't want to do that. I— I don't want to give you access to my phone. It's a bad idea.
MATAN: Just pull up Long and show it to me.
SAM: No, I know where that go. Long Neck. He'll be here soon. You'll meet him.
MATAN: He's not famous. I'm not going to meet him either. He's the one with the subway through— he's not famous, dude. Who's the biggest person you've had a— you've had someone on here who's big. I can't be the biggest. Maybe, um, I had Adam 22.
SAM: You had Adam 22? How'd that go?
MATAN: Oh, no good. No good. He left. He left. Yep.
SAM: What'd you do to him?
MATAN: Uh, no much. I just— is that him? That's him. That's— that's not a famous person, bro. Are you serious? No, that guy has 8 million just on Instagram. Yeah, 'cause he's a freak. It's like a carnival side show. That's not like a real— real interview. You know why don't we just get Mike Mike here to stand with the Indians? Mike Mike, get in here. Oh, man. You should just have Mike Mike say he's Long Neck. Just stand in there. Same thing. Just stand— just stand in there. Just get inside the Indian circle. You can touch him.
[35:30] [visual: Mike Mike shakes his head, refusing to join the Indian men.]
MATAN: He doesn't want to make contact with them. He doesn't want to touch, bro. All right, what else you got on? All right, let's move on to the next one. Let's haul ass here.
SAM: Are you going to rush or something? I do have to go in a little— in a little bit. I'm try— I'm going to try to give you as much time as I can, but I do have to go. Okay, what's your relationship with ID— what's your relationship like with IDBS nowadays? I think that, um, I think that everybody deserves a chance at redemption. You think he deserves one?
MATAN: Yes.
SAM: But's in here, uh, what— what's your issue with him?
MATAN: I don't have an issue with him.
SAM: So why would he need redemption in the first place?
MATAN: Well, have you seen him lately?
SAM: I don't keep up with him. I heard that his girlfriend cheated on him or something.
MATAN: Well, check him out 'cause he needs redemption. But I think that everybody deserves a chance at redemption and, um, what about Hassan Piker? You have history.
SAM: For sure. Yeah, he definitely— he deserves redemption. Yeah, 'cause I met him before he started running away.
MATAN: You did?
SAM: I met him. He literally started running down the street. Yeah, he left his dream on some— some guy who's—

[36:18] SAM: —really bad at writing movies for like 8 minutes while he ran away. I wonder how many of these guys really are just Mexican like you. Dude, you don't want to step to a homeless Mexican.
MATAN: Why? What can to happen? Fucking heepsy.
SAM: Do you think the police should treat people differently depending on their race?
MATAN: Yes.
SAM: Why?
MATAN: If you pulled up on a car full of four black guys at night and you asked them to roll their window down, I go, "Yo, what's up, homes? Let's get something to eat." Yeah, dog. What— what do you think would happen? They go, "Get in." And then I hang out with them. I love black people.
SAM: Me too. That's— that's actually what would happen. No, you're implying that they would be violent, but they wouldn't. They're good people. Okay. You're racist guy. Okay, okay. Are you a racist?
MATAN: I got racial hang-ups.
SAM: You got what?
MATAN: I got racial hang-ups. Oh, if I pick up the phone and it's Indian, I hang up.
SAM: Clearly not. Well, sometimes I make the call. Sometimes I'm the one making the call. Actually, no, it was your— it was your producer guy who did this. Yeah, what a disaster. He sent— you know, one of them gave me their phone. I was reading the message before you came here. He sent them like a copy-pasta. It's like, "Meet me here at 1:00 for $150." Yeah, that's how you hire 30 people to do something. Show your— your producer is like happy like he got so many. Yeah, dude. Yeah. All right, let's go to the another one. Can we do three more and then call it quits?
MATAN: No, we need to go more. You have nowhere to be that's more productive than this.
[Indian Guy 11]: You need anything?
SAM: I'm okay. Can you give me something? Can you give me a water?
[Homeless Guy]: 2 for 99.
SAM: Yeah, yeah, let's do it. Go get some. Can I hang up? Say that. Hey, what's our run time right now? How long been we going? Thank you, fucking— fucking— how— why did you flinch? We done 44 minutes. All right, do— do three more questions, bro. Three more. Yeah, yeah. Okay. You got 44 minutes. That's good, right?
MATAN: No, the podcast usually go for like four hours, but we— we can cut it—

[38:19] MATAN: —short if you have somewhere to be. You're too scared to go. Keep going.
SAM: I'm just— I'm too scared. Can I do the makeup? No, man. Are you like somewhere to go? All right, anyways, let's move on. Support. Thank you. They'll bleep that. Say it again. Okay, I to go back to tech support. I like how you talk. You talk funny, guy. Say that. Good. Good. That's my favorite one from you so far. Again.
[Homeless Guy]: I'm going to hung up the F guy.
SAM: Yeah, no, you're not funny. Time. That guy is actually homeless, but you're not funny. Just him. You don't have a funny look or anything. You look like an idiot.
MATAN: I got the hair, though. Like you not—
SAM: No, not at all. My hair looks a little bit stupid, but that's a whole different level right there. From— say it again. Is that the B from Matan? You're doing improv back and forth with actual homeless people, and it's— it's just— you don't like it. It's grinding to a halt right now, bro. Okay, fine. We'll move on back with the questions again. I just—
[Homeless Guy]: Say it's beas.
SAM: What is that even referring to? You know, say, "Come say, 'Yo, this is why they don't have homes and butthead.'" You got to bleep that. Like I need t— for my one. I think he needs to eat us. You're not funny. Just those— just the fat guys. Anyways, let's move on. Three more. Four more. Let's three more. Let's do four more. Let's do three more. We'll settle on three. Now the whole wall is falling over. Oh, disgusting. You got steak juice on the ceiling. Sorry. Um, what do you think is the number one issue facing people in Somalia today?
MATAN: Low IQ.
SAM: Low IQ. Yeah. Well, they don't— they're—

[40:19] SAM: —not the lowest. They're pretty low. What is the number— I think it's like 65 or something. No, no, that's like Nepal. But we— I've already talked too much about Nepal. PA his IQ on podcasts. Can you look up, uh, can you look up Somalian average IQ real quick? What do you think the number one issue facing Somali is?
MATAN: Oh, nothing. I think they're good.
SAM: Why don't you go there and do your podcast from there?
MATAN: Um, I don't want to mess with their culture. Yeah, they're good as they are. Their culture is so good and so refined that you don't— you actually almost don't want to go there and screw it up.
SAM: Yeah, I don't want to intrude on their— their abilities to create a country. That's funny. That's not funny. I wasn't even doing— I was getting that charged up before his joke. Do you think the teacher should be allowed to teach critical race theory to preschoolers?
MATAN: Yeah, they should teach it to infants.
SAM: Well, but the infants won't get it. But preschoolers wouldn't get it. But they— they'll take something away from it. The only way you— you would get it is if you're bipolar. Are you either of those two?
MATAN: Not yet.
SAM: You look a little bit like one of the first ones. One of the first ones. Does it start with a G? You look like Logan Paul with the hat. Yeah. Is that— was that what you were going for?
MATAN: Yeah, I was trying to look like a gay guy today.
SAM: You like gay Logan Paul.
MATAN: Gay Logan Paul. Yeah, that's my hero. My— my hero is hypothetical gay Logan Paul.
SAM: So you're just trying to be like him?
MATAN: Yeah, but you need to be your own person.
SAM: No, you just want to be like—
MATAN: I need to be gay Logan Paul in order to feel like a success. What? You know Logan Paul would never make a collaboration with me now 'cause what you just said.
SAM: I have no— gay Logan Paul would. I won't even get Mike. Do you bleep the word gay for Middle Eastern audiences? Um, do you have a separate upload for the Arab world?
MATAN: Yeah, yeah. That's wise.
SAM: But it's not like I'm going to to early. I'm not going to make that much money from there anyways. One day we're going to go over there. We're going to set things straight and make them accepting of LGBTQ. But for now, we need to not ever broach that subject to the Arab world. I think it's important to give them their space.

[42:34] [visual: Sam takes a phone from one of the Indian men.]
SAM: No phone. That's hands off, bro. Okay, he was okay with it. That's why the old running the actual homeless guy's pockets trick. Always a good idea. This one had a phone and it has syringes too. Oh, I should wash my hands. You have a phone on you, Matan? He's getting a phone call. Where are you calling? Huh? Got his Obama phone. Yeah. Look at his wallpaper. Who's that? That's this guy. Give him his phone back, bro. He'll get it at the end of the interview. Hurry up. I don't even think I have anything left. Let me check it out. You want to wrap it? What if I have something left? I'll ask. Let's cut— let's cut this part out. I think the momentum's sort of dwindling down.
MATAN: Dwindling. I ran out of questions. That's why we should try to get a high-energy closing.
SAM: Oh, you want to cut it to something else? Yeah. All right. Yeah. How about this? Well, actually, I'll cut this out. We actually have Long Neck showing up in like 5 minutes. Okay, so you probably say something about you want— you're really excited to meet Long Neck and like you're a big fan.
MATAN: For sure. Say it. Say it. We're going to cut to this.
SAM: Guys, I'm really excited to meet Long Neck. I can't believe that this guy is actually here. I can't believe there's an actual circus freak who has 8 billion Brazilian follow— no, no, no, he won't come on the go—
[43:50] [visual: Sam starts chanting and waving his hands.]
SAM: Brazilian flag! Brazilian flag! Brazilian flag! Skull! Brazilian flag! Go Brazil! Brazil best! That's what his account is. That's in case you ever wonder why someone like Long Neck has 8 million followers, it's because there's 8 million Brazilians who have infinite time and they're just scrolling their phone looking for circus freaks. Go Bra! Brazilian flag! Go Bra! Out! Skull! Brazilian flag! That's what you get with Long Neck. This guy is a high prestigious celebrity. We're getting him on right now. Oh, your Long Neck's coming in. He's got a long neck. That's a long neck. He's got an IQ of 95, not—

[44:35] SAM: —lower. I can't wait to see this guy. Trust me, when you get a load to how long his neck is, you're going to have a video that's going viral like Viral Flooring the thief. We'll catch you guys next time. Matan Evan, it's been real. Show's savage. Tune in, subscribe, follow this young man. Help him get— check out next week for Long Neck. Help this kid get to the next level, guys. Keep watching him through the ups and downs. Okay? He's young, but he's— he's working hard out here, folks. Peace. India number one! All right.
[44:58] [visual: Sam and Matan are standing, surrounded by the Indian men, who are all chanting "India number one."]
[44:58] ALL: India number one! India number one! India number one! India number one! India number one! India number one! India number one! India number one!
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