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SUMMARY
In this segment of "Redbar Scarsclub," host Mike David and co-host Jules critique a recent episode of the Joe Rogan Experience featuring Francis Foster and Konstantin Kisin from the "Triggernometry" podcast. Mike David mocks the appearance and intellectual depth of the guests, labeling them "nerds" and "know-nothings" who rehash outdated talking points. The discussion shifts to Tony Hinchcliffe's controversial performance at a Trump rally, where he made a joke about Puerto Rico being an "island of garbage." Mike David highlights Joe Rogan's contradictory statements about Hinchcliffe, noting how Rogan previously suggested Trump hire Hinchcliffe as a writer but now claims a political rally is a "terrible setup" for comedy. The segment also features a clip of a puppet character, Big Spid, and concludes with Mike David ridiculing Rogan's defense of Hinchcliffe's joke as being "environmentally conscious." Throughout the video, Mike David uses various props, including fake guns and cigars, to emphasize his points and mock the subjects of his critique.

TRANSCRIPT
[00:00] MIKE DAVID: All right, what have we got next here?
[00:02] JULES: Should we do Joe Rogan?
[00:03] MIKE DAVID: Let's do Joe Rogan, bring him on down. Bring him up. You know, Joe Rogan, I thought he would defend him a little bit more. Now, Joe was talking with two people that we despise even more than Tony Hinchcliffe.
[00:16] [visual: Mike David presses a button, a sound effect plays, and he looks for the clip.]
[00:18] MIKE DAVID: Where is this one, the Joe Rogan?
[00:19] JULES: It should be at the top.
[00:20] MIKE DAVID: Okay, Joe Rogan. He was sitting down with—what are these guys' names? You know them so well, Jules.
[00:25] JULES: Oh, hold on, let me remind myself. Francis Foster—"Dad Molested Him"—and Konstantin "Kissing Guys". I hate them so much.
[00:34] MIKE DAVID: Francis Foster... say this again, nice and clear and loud. Say it again.
[00:39] JULES: Francis Foster—"Dad Molested Him"—and Konstantin "Kissing Guys".
[00:44] MIKE DAVID: Okay, beautiful. These are their names. We're not making this up. Now, what are these guys from? What's the name of their show that they do?
[00:50] JULES: Triggernometry. Remember them from that interview with Tony?
[00:53] MIKE DAVID: Of course, I'll never forget. Triggernometry. Which, by the way, "trigger"—you know, I see what they're doing there. And these two nerds—let me show you the opening of these guys. These are the two nerdiest know-nothings. They're repeating stuff—if you think Tony's hack, wait till you meet these guys from Triggernometry. They're rehashing talking points from 2008.
[01:15] [visual: Mike David presses a button, sound effect.]
[01:16] MIKE DAVID: I mean, they're really the most dated two dimwits. I don't know how they grifted their way into this space. But they did something right. These two were never meant to be dealing in this so much. So these are these like cancel culture guys. One of them's from Britain. It's like, shut the fuck up.
[01:36] [visual: Mike David presses a button, sound effect.]
[01:37] MIKE DAVID: I don't like when people from other countries start talking about US cancel culture. You know nothing of the sort. Watch these guys here, and Rogan.
[01:44] [visual: Mike David plays a clip of the Joe Rogan Experience intro.]
[01:54] JOE ROGAN: Well, I wish there was something to talk about. Jesus.
[01:58] [visual: Francis and Konstantin laugh and clap.]
[02:01] JOE ROGAN: You guys are coming in here, I'm like, I love these guys so much. Too bad, it's just—there's nothing going on.
[02:06] KONSTANTIN KISIN: Well, I heard you—you might have needed to cancel...
[02:09] [visual: Mike David pauses the clip.]
[02:09] MIKE DAVID: Nerd number one. Is this Kisin?
[02:12] JULES: I think so, yeah.
[02:13] MIKE DAVID: That's Kisin. His last name is Kisin. K-I-S-S-I... whatever you call it. Kisin. So he's "Kissing Guys". That's what we call this guy, "Kissing Guys". Look at this nerd. Look how short he is. You know, Joe's cameras always show how short the guy is because they don't ever tilt them down to frame everybody the same way. So the framing is for like the tallest guy that you can get. And you could always see how shrimpy these guys are because they don't pan down for them. Now, see this scale here? I'm here and I'm here. We have this TV meticulously mapped out to show actual scale.
[02:53] [visual: Mike David presses a button, sound effect. He gestures towards the screen.]
[02:54] MIKE DAVID: This—if he was in person, this is how small he would be compared to me. One of the smallest human beings on this earth. Now, that means he must be 5'9" if he's that much smaller than me. So you can see this right here. That is his actual size. I could pick him up. Let's see. I could pick him up, I could put him anywhere in this room that I please. He's that small. So he's gonna talk cancel culture? He's a big tough guy and he really knows what's going on with the woke. Okay. So I hate him, his name is "Kissing Guys". Wait till you see the next one.
[03:35] KONSTANTIN KISIN: ...on us to get Kamala Harris on.
[03:37] JOE ROGAN: I was not going to do that. Um, I would have had to—I knew you guys flew from England, and I wasn't going to cancel on you because I—she had an opportunity to come here...
[03:47] [visual: Mike David pauses the clip.]
[03:47] MIKE DAVID: So, you didn't want to cancel on Triggernometry. You picked Triggernometry guys, who nobody knows, over having Kamala Harris.
[03:55] [visual: Mike David presses a button, sound effect.]
[03:56] MIKE DAVID: You didn't want to cancel on them because they flew from England. Well, what are you doing in England? What are you doing in England? Come here in America and talk about our culture? You're from England. You don't know no culture. You know KSI and a bunch of wrong terms for everything. Wait till you see the next guy. Joe falls for the worst guy.
[04:15] JOE ROGAN: ...but she had an opportunity to come here when she was in Texas. And I literally gave them an open invitation. I said anytime. I said if she's done at 10 o'clock, I'll come back here at 10 o'clock. I go, I'll do it at 10 in the morning, I'll do it at 10 PM, I'll do it at midnight if she's up, she wants to, you know, drink a Red Bull and fucking party on.
[04:35] KONSTANTIN KISIN: Yeah, but I think this idea that you're being a diva is silly because you're asking her, you're offering her the opportunity to do exactly what the other candidate did.
[04:42] [visual: Mike David pauses the clip.]
[04:42] MIKE DAVID: So basically what you're saying is that everything Joe does is absolutely right? These guys... I mean, look at you. Look at you, you puny twerp. They'll sit there and say something that's been said hundreds and hundreds of thousands of times before. Nothing new. As if it's like just coming to them for the first time. Yep. And I don't know, maybe that is just coming to them. It's not! I've heard them say it, you know, five years ago. Here it was.
[05:14] JOE ROGAN: Well, she actually reached out when she found out that he was coming on. So their camp reached out to me. So I said great, I'd love to talk to her. But it was very difficult to tie it down, and a lot of they wanted to travel—and see, the thing is, like, you can't—if I go somewhere, then there's going to be other people in the room. And they want to control a lot of things, I'm sure, according to the Bret Baier interview on Fox, like people were waving them off. That's a distraction. People in the room—like, my whole goal with her and with him was just talk. Just talk.
[05:47] [visual: Mike David pauses the clip.]
[05:47] MIKE DAVID: Okay, wait till you see—look at this other nerd back here. They haven't shown him once. Please. This is the first time this turtle man...
[05:55] [visual: Mike David presses a button, sound effect. He zooms in on Francis Foster.]
[05:56] MIKE DAVID: Oh, is he the worst. Look at your bangs. Look at your childlike bangs. You've never thought of doing anything different with your hair than your English mommy got you your haircut? Look at your big gross nose. Look at your glasses.
[06:09] JULES: This is a joke, and don't censor me and I'm allowed to say this because it's free speech because it's a complete joke, but when I close my eyes I imagine a big axe going in the center of his skull...
[06:19] [visual: Mike David presses a button, sound effect.]
[06:19] JULES: ...and his part splitting with the two hairy gray patches on each side.
[06:25] MIKE DAVID: Yes. And that's the kind of character in this world that he is. He's a disposable, axe-through-the-head, first-kill, second-kill character. He's useless in this world. Go back to England and do whatever the fuck you're doing out there. Wait till you see him up close. I despise this guy.
[06:44] [visual: Mike David makes a dramatic gesture.]
[06:44] MIKE DAVID: Ooh, mother may I. Ooh, mother may I. Always make sure the flames are